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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Have you always weighed this much?

So there I was enjoying a massage and I hear this voice asking this oddly bizarre question.  Normally, I like peace and quiet while enjoying a massage.  However, this time I felt compelled to answer.  "actually, while odd you should notice since we have just met, I haven't always weighed this much.  In fact, I used to be a size zero and weighed 8 pounds."  It seems that I have slack skin and she was concerned about that.  '

Of course I have slack skin.  There are a couple of reasons for this - a) I am not 21 anymore and b) I keep it slack on purpose.  Where would I put the extra winter fat I grow to keep warm October to April if I didn't keep my skin slack enough to carry it?  What do other people do?

So that was the morning at the spa. 

I met with Luisa for my modeling appointment.  Once she has completed all the re-touching and such I will post different pictures of me in uniform. 

One of the bright point of my day was when Luisa pointed out that there is an inside panel on each pant leg that can be unzipped to give me extra leg room.  Well I was so excited that my pants would fit better and I would have room to move that we went right out and had dinner with chocolate cake for dessert.  I mean, now that I know I have room to grow, I probably should take advantage of it.  After all, I will only get to where the pants for 2 weeks so I really should take advantage of all they have to offer.

Ciao for now

4 comments:

  1. Another fine piece of writing. Are you sure this is your first blog? I don't understand why all clothes don't come with inside zippers for "expandable" support. I believe we've just discovered a lucrative untapped market.

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  2. A new business venture begins!

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  3. keep writing. I am beginning to look forward to your unique outlooks

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  4. Thanks for the giggles Holly! You'll have to add "phenomenal friend" to the description....

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